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 Humor  ------------------------------  Iraqi Constitution Ratified ____ The national address President Clinton should have given _____ The Onion - America's Finest News Source _____ A Photographic History of Michael Jackson's Face with blithering, yet witty commentary _____  "Happier Times " _____ Terrorists Thank Allah For America's 'Holy Idiot' _____ President Bush Tells Reporters About His 'Walk With Christ' _____ As you may know, everyone is now required to register for the upcoming draft. You can register online here. _____ Bushisms 10) "Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." —LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000 9) "I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." —Greater Nashua, N.H., Jan. 27, 2000 8) "I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft." —second presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004 7) "You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.'' —Townsend, Tenn., Feb. 21, 2001 6) "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." —Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004 5) "There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." —Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002 4) "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." —Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000 3) "They misunderestimated me." —Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000 2) "Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?" —Florence, S.C., Jan. 11, 2000 1) "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004 It is clear our nation is reliant upon big foreign oil. More and more of our imports come from overseas. The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case. Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods. I have a different vision of leadership. A leadership is someone who brings people together. I understand small business growth. I was one. We don't believe in planners and deciders making the decisions on behalf of Americans. This is Preservation Month. I appreciate preservation. It's what you do when you run for president. You gotta preserve. Well, I think if you say you're going to do something and don't do it, that's trustworthiness. You can't put democracy and freedom back into a box. |
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